Fun Time WIth Family!
My sister came and went. The whole thing was pretty awesome except for one awkward moment when she hit me in the funny bone with a Wii remote whilst performing a full neurological work up she didn't...
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Mini-Fantabulous: When was that movie about the Titanic made?Me: Nineteen ninety forever agoHer: So, twenty years ago.Me: Jesus, has it been that long since the nineties? I can remember when the '60's...
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When you're working with people, literally half your age (in the case of one 17 year old Australian American more than), one thought crawls into your head and circles around and around until you want...
View ArticleGrrrrrrrrlllllll!
My Teen is operating on too little sleep and has PMS. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
View ArticleDa Fuck?
Please tell me this is a joke? (Although, this song was basically written for me. Obviously.)
View ArticleFetuses Beware!
(My Teen insisted I add context to this: We were watching the Daily Show coverage of the republican nomination). Me: Do you support a woman's right to choose? 14 Year Old: Um . . . I guess. Me: Baby...
View ArticlePeanut Butter is Diet Food
So as you may or may not know, my close, personal friends at BodyRock.Tv, Zuzana and Freddy have broken up! As shocking as this news may be, there's more. There is a new host named Lisa Marie who is...
View ArticleHey There Smarty
Just in case you guys totally missed it while you were doing something ridiculously unimportant, allow me to draw your attention to this comment recently posted by THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE,...
View ArticleON NOT BEING ABLE TO DEAL!
Tomorrow, yours SuperFantabulously truly will be back on the ever loving but crack of dawn shipment team! My back is still jacked, but what are you going to do. You savor the times when you're working...
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If you are a human in America, you are probably aware that Mother's Day happened a few weeks ago. I am too. In fact, I was so keenly aware that MY celebration lasted two days instead of the usual...
View ArticleAdios!!!
We are minutes away from an epic journey that will inevitably suck because we'll make sure of it. (Please remind me to never own anything ever again, moving that shit is lame-ballzzzzz). Kansas,...
View ArticleQuickie Tacoma Style
Dude. If you are anywhere near the vicinity of 1324 Martin Luther King Junior Way Tacoma, WA 98405/ AKA Quickie Too, RUN!! No seriously RUN OVER THERE AND PUT SOME OF THEIR FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH NOW!! I...
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It's super annoying to keep this up while I'm stranded at my uncles with no internet, so I totes didn't. Obvi. Saw everyone in my family I possibly could, except my kids. They've been traveling like...
View ArticleDriving Toward Crazy
Have you ever driven across the country? Sounds good in theory. There are accents to hear! Sights to stare at! New foods to try! Monuments! Landmarks! National treasures! This country is fucking big....
View ArticleComme Si, Comme Sa
While having our kids branded geniuses for finding their way to school everyday and more than occasionally doing their homework was fun and all, it didn't seem like they were likely to succeed in real...
View ArticleTHE BREAKUP!
OMG! My super duper BFF Black Mike who gained super duper notoriety in Korea and has since kind of disappeared, left a super duper important comment which totally deserves addressing: "Yeah who cares...
View ArticleGrowing Up
People with kids can't even comprehend how weird it is to watch them grow up. They basically metamorphosize from a tiny, flabby little hairless ball of demands into a bigger, thinner, harrier ball of...
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These mid-life crisis are coming at faster and faster intervals. I expect they will compound upon each other until they reach the frequency of a vertical line going on and on for infinity on my 40th...
View ArticleNice
You are probably, for the most part, a pleasant person to be around. You have friends! You care about the well being of those around you! It's possible you even, on occasion go out of your way to be...
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